I was thinking tonight, when I wrote a Twitter comment about “unplugging the tree,” about some other phrases said during the Holidays that, if said at any other time, would raise suspicious eyebrows:
- “Can you unplug the tree?”
- “Stuff the stocking.”
- “You have to tie the legs together after you stuff it.”
- “Did you stuff both ends?”
- “Go sit on the man’s lap and tell him what you want.”
- “He’ll come down the chimney.”
- “Worship the baby.”
- “He’s on the roof.”
- “Can you stick your finger there while I tie it?”
- “Do we have skirt for the tree?”
- “Did we buy hooks for the balls?”
- “Bring the tree in the house.”
- “String the popcorn.”
- “I need help wrapping it.”
- “Frankincense.”
- “It looks better with a bow.”
- “Take the lights off the roof.”
Do you have any? Add them below.
